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Hello, I am Roseretta! Host of Succubus News. My job here is to report any malicious acts that Youtuber David Argueta/Valdroxx Studio/Cristali and Zafiro Toon have done. Here are some news reports below.
Prison Escape!?
at 5:31 AM in Guatemalan Federal Prison, prisoner David Argueta tried to escape prison by flushing himself down a toilet in his prison cell, as caught on a surveillance camera. little did he know, his body was too big to get flushed down.
"¡Oh Dios! mis órganos están siendo aplastados!" ("Oh god! my organs are being crushed!") cried David. eh. it would have been funnier if he said "oh satan!" because hes a satanist ha ha ha haxmvnsdflskkfk
Surveillance snapshot of David's attempted escape
A mysterious livestream
The man himself, David Argueta, decided to make a livestream, to show his abilities to draw. There are many questions viewers have to ask about this strange livestream. One frequently asked question: "Why does the man talk for over half the livestream and do nothing?" We may never knoww....
The hypnotic picture that David was working on in the livestream. Just look into those eyes...
Poor, poor Princess Peach
The Princess has been turned into a walking nightmare! David has modified the princess as the result of his evil rituals.. Mario cannot save her now, for David has done too much harm for the effects to be reverted.
We interviewed Mario. All he could say was "MAMA MIAAAA!!!"
Poor guy.
CRIPES!!
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